Sidag Aktiengesellschaft and Sicilia Di R. Biebow & Company,plaintiffs-appellees, v. Smoked Foods Products Company, Inc. and Marcus Cox, Defendants,ronald C. Cox and Sales, U.s.a., Inc., Defendants-appellants, 969 F.2d 1562 (5th Cir. 1992)

BY THE COURT:

The merits of the controversy between the parties to this case was terminated years ago by a final, non-appealable executory judgment. But the case has refused to die, remaining among the "un-dead" of this Circuit through multiple appeals involving not the merits but attorneys' fees, costs and sanctions.¹  Today we do all within our power to drive the stake of finality through its heart.

Even though among counsel the smoldering coals of dislike and resentment may well have been fanned from time to time by their several clients, we suspect that the attorneys themselves have long since replaced the original parties as the real adversaries here.²  This kind of unproductive and costly bickering among lawyers--whose only legitimate role is to resolve objectively and civilly those controversies that the parties have proved unable to resolve on their own--justifiably subjects the legal profession as well as the civil justice system to public distrust, derision and criticism. But when counsel proceed to dump their own interpersonal squabbles in the lap of the court to referee, the judiciary is wont to add its criticism to that of the public.

This latest episode in the subject case--and, we insist, the final one--comprises the motion of L. Dan Tucker, Esq., asking that we sanction Roger C. Clapp, Esq. (now Chancellor Clapp) for including false and defamatory statements about Tucker in pleadings filed herein by Clapp. And, albeit grudgingly and in words of minimization, Clapp has conceded to excesses and mischaracterizations in at least some of the language used to describe Tucker's professional practices and performance.

Finding those facts that are uncontroverted to be sanctionable but seeing no proof of actual damage to Tucker's professional reputation as a result of Clapp's conduct, we impose nominal sanctions for the unprofessional and potentially damaging comments admitted to by Clapp, in the amount of $1.00, payable by the check of Roger C. Clapp, to the order of "L. Dan Tucker, Attorney at Law," such check to reflect on its face or voucher that it is remitted by order of this court, rendered in this case, as sanctions for wrongly impugning the professional and ethical quality of the payee's representation of his clients before this court.

We now have seen and heard the attorneys in this case hurl far more hyperbolical invectives at one another than we expect or will countenance from those who practice before this court. We caution therefore all counsel involved that any acts henceforth taken in furtherance of this case, whether remotely or directly related to those with which we deal today, will not be met with so mild and gentle a judgment as the one we now render. To the contrary, instigator(s) will risk exposure to the full panoply of sanctions at our disposal. We trust that shall not prove necessary, our trust being grounded in the assumption that each such attorney is wise, so a word--or, more accurately in this instance, several words--should be sufficient.

SO ORDERED.